I Don't Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A F-Ing Lady Snarky Card

CARD READS:  I don't spew profanities.  I enunciate them clearly like a f-ing lady.

• Blank inside
• Envelope Included
• Printed on high quality linen card stock
• Size of card is 4.5" x 6.25"
• Handmade in the USA
• Ships within 2-3 business days of ordering via USPS First Class Mail
• Cards are packaged in plastic to protect during shipping
• Plant not included